Christmas in Cali

Lets see. What were my favorite parts of Christmas? Well......
1. Teaching Gracie to say Dirty Pirate Hooker.
2. Getting caught trying to teach Gracie how to say Dirty Pirate Hooker.
3. The candle ceremony on Christmas Eve. The Pastor looked like a child molester. That was horrible. Hopefully no one reads this post.
4. Listening to Grace scream "Oh my Gah" after each present.
5. Watching Winnie the Pooh and Spongebob with Kobe.
6. Making Whibert laugh.
7. Walking 2 miles to go to Denny's in the middle of the night because the car broke down.
8. Having 5 days off work.
9. Coloring with Dianne while she told us about her deep penetrating love of Steven Segal.
10. Teaching Kobe how to give people wet willies.
Pretty much I'm the worst influence ever on children. If you need a babysitter let me know.