Beep Doot: More Christmas Photos

The New Kristin's Almanac

Fido (phi - dough): a huge face consuming zit
Fubar (foo - bar): alternative for like every swear word.
Spramped (spram - pd): screwed, f@*%ed, in a bad way
Beep Doot (beep-doot): conversation starter when you haven't talked to someone in a long time
Wemu (wee-moo): a message
Goldfish (gold - feesh): yeah, I've heard this story before
Multitechnomunicating (mul-tie-tek-no-mune-i-kate-ing) : communicating by text, email or other electronic device even though the other person is in the same room as you
Derezed (duh-rezd): out of it, depressed, tired
Canasta (ka-naaassss-ta): that sweater makes you look old
Geezer (gee-zer): some guy, not necessarily old, who is treating you poorly
Smurfed (smerf -ed): messed up, spramped, somethings gone wrong
Radgidelic (rad-j-dell-ik): rad, magical, and psychadelic all at once